Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
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Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
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I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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