I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
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Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
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So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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