I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
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I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
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Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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