brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
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She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
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You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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