Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
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I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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