they said they heard you say put it in my butt
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
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story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
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as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
And then he peed in my hair
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