My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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