I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
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we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
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Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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