she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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