haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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