he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
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i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
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i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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