i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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