You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
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Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
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For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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