Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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