a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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