Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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