epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
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eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
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I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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