Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
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