he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
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What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
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Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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