I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Please, let me fuck your mom
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Come see our sink grown plant.
i came on her dog
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
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