I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
send nudes
from the living room?
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