At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
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He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
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Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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