More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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