I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
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He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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