she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
honey bunches of taint.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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