Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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