My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
