He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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