i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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