rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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