They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
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Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
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Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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