ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
