I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
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just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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