It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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