Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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