I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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