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I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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