I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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