DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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