I like to think it a success when the cops are called
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
he told me I talked like a deaf person
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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