even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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