i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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