im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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