Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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