I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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