why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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