Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
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We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
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He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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