please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Houston, we have a squirter
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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