Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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