Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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