You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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