how can u be prego again
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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