Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
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Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
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i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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