i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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