Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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