I just made out with a guy for $7.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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