one might say we're banned from that church
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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